Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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