Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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