I'm lost and stupid without you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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