i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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