none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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