I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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