We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
