Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
