watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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