Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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