they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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