Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My feet surprised me
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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