Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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