TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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