Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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