I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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