I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It was like getting head from an anaconda
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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