Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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