I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dicks are not precious.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
