That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
