Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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