that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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