Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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