oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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