Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you had me at cake vodka
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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