New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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