I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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