Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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