let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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