Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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