i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
