why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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