Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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