Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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