I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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