We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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