That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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