the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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