It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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