I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
