k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Be still, my beating vagina.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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