Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
you never un-have a 4some
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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