Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
only if we run a train.
done.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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