so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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