i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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