erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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