Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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