Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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