im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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