if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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