when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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