dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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